Uglydolls

Uglydoll is a wonderful plush-based toy line created by David Horvath and Sun-Min Kim. Please, enjoy this showcase of all the various dolls along with the stories that appear on their tags. Also, if you are interested, you can visit the Uglydoll Store to purchase your very own special monster!

Wage

2000/2005

"Wage is a hard worker, just like you! He works at the local Super Mart and wears his apron to serve his customers best. Does Super Mart know that Wage works there? Nope. But Wage doesn't mind. He likes to put things in bags, especially snacks.

Wage is best friends with Babo, but there is always room for one more (you). The two of them can often be found on the sidewalk trying to make friends with fire hydrants, phone booths, and other lonely creatures. Wage hates for anyone to be lonely! What's with that look? Is Wage happy? Sure he is! He smiles on the inside. The next time you go grocery shopping remember to take Wage along on your adventures."

Babo

2000/2005

"Babo will protect you. Having a bad day? Someone giving you a hard time? Babo's got your back. What Babo lacks in mind power, he makes up for in love. He's everybody's best friend. He will stick with you to the end and when something scary happens, he will send you a nice greeting card from wherever it is he runs away to. A very curious, mischievous creature, Babo may need some guidance and parenting, so make sure to bring him with you to as many places as possible. Leaving him at home is fine, but please put all cookies and money on the highest shelf."

Ice-Bat

2000/2005

"Ice-Bat lives in a cave, inside an ice box. Anything he touches turns to ice, yet he warms your heart... Awww? Ice-Bat thinks you are cool and he wants to chill with you. He wants to hang out with you... or just hang upside-down, if that's OK with you! Ice-Bat is there for you when you feel like you may be loosing your cool, or feeling like a fool. Don't panic! Don't stress! Grab Ice-Bat and put him to the test."

Target

2000/2005 (Discontinued)

"Target is the grandpa of the Uglydolls. As he always says: "Hair means I'm smarty!" So what's up with the small size and green color? Even when Target was younger, he was still the oldest! What Target really wants is a nice comb or brush for his lovely hair style... but if you kick back with him and pat his head a few times a day he'll stay happy enough to continue his long winded tales of wisdom. On and on he'll go. Lalala."

Jeero

2000/2005

"Jeero wants to hang out with you. Why? He needs you. Jeero thinks life is so complicated, so he needs you to comfort him. Wage and Babo ask him so many questions, and he isn't sure what makes them think he has any of the answers. Maybe they think his red nose means he's Jeero the wise. Well he's not! What time is it? Jeero has no idea.

How do you get from here to there? Don't ask... Jeero doesn't know! Jeero just wants to sit on the couch with you and eat some snacks. Is that too much to ask? Jeero doesn't know, but he does know that it's time for you to cancel your plans and hang out with the Uglydolls."

Cinko

2000/2005 (Discontinued)

"Cinko is afraid of water. What if he get's thristy? Aren't our bodies mostly water? What heppens if he takes his family to the drive-thru and everyone orders water? Can Ice-Bat melt? Are tears water? Cinko needs help. Cinko needs you. The best way to keep Cinko calm is to sit him down next to you to watch TV. Watch something about dry stuff. Maybe sit him on a towel. Those are dry. Or tell him your best joke. No, the other one.

Cinko is the Uglydoll of the deep. Keep him away from water though? He can't swim! Cinko is a little opinionated, but has a funny sense of humor. He likes to waddle around and stick his tongue out at everything and everyone. Because this is not polite for people to do Cinko makes the perfect pal! Instead of sticking your tongue out at folks, just hold up Cinko and let him do it for you! Cinko looks up to his older brother, Target, and follows him around wherever he goes. If you tape a red button to your forehead, Cinko will follow you too!"

Picky

2000/2005 (Discontinued)

Picky's Story is Unknown!
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Tray

2000/2005

"Tray is the brain of the bunch. Not because she is smart, but because she has three brains..... one in each lump, or one per eye, as Babo likes to point out. Tray is also the hungriest of all the Uglydolls, and has a desperate need for Blueberry Pie. Some say her eyes are blue because of her craving for it. Tray often combines her hunger for pie with her brainpower to talk Babo into getting food for her. Unfortunately, Babo usually brings back a branch, a rock, or something even less tasty. If you want to make Tray extra happy, sit her next to you in the subway, or in your car. It makes her feel important."

Ox

2000/2005

"What kind of name is OX? No, not like the animal OX, as in HUG and KISS! How can he hug you with such short arms? OX uses his ears! He's not a very good listener, but he puts his ears to good use in many other ways! OX is great at magic, and his best trick is turning your stuff into his stuff. His best buddy Wedgehead calls that stealing, but OX just wants to borrow things from you for a few hundred years. He promises to put everything back when he's done. What he wants to steal the most is your heart, and he promises to be your friend if you would lend him a hand, or an ear... or like two dollars!"

Uglydog

2000/2005

"Uglydog likes to help. He helps Jeero operate the rope tow and helps OX help himself to different types of snack foods. He thinks you could use some help. Isn't that sweet? Bowow? Uglydog is the ultimate pet too. He won't fetch the paper for you, but he'll make your day feel like a front-page story! Uglydog doesn't really like to sit or fetch or roll over and all that stuff. Beg? No thanks. What he really likes to do is stand on his tail and live out his big dream to be just like you!!! Except for the waking up early part."

Wedgehead

2000/2005

"Wedgehead has his eye on you. And he likes what he sees! Finally, someone who understands him! He is very handsome too... can't you tell? What do you mean he looks pitiful? Look at that charismatic posture! Wedgehead understands you too. He sees things the way you see them... OK, so he has to stand on his head to do so, but still!

He understands exactly what you mean. Wedgehead and his best buddy OX are on a mission to prove that humans really do exist, and he would like you to help them on their quest. The proof can be found in the snacks! Have any??"

Chuckanucka

2006

"Ok, you know what? Chuckanucka. That's what. Chuckanucka worries about pretty much everything under the sun: What if the phone rings when I go out? What if the mail man tries to deliver my Deluxe Ugly Earmuffs when I'm in the bathroom? Hey, I don't remember leaving the closet door open just a crack like that! What if I can't ever stop thinking about my name over and over? Chuckanucka has a pretty strange way of looking at life. Sometimes he wonders if this is all just a hologram, and on other days he wonders what's going to happen if they stop making CD players... How will I play my favorite CDs??? I have over nine of them!!! Poor Chuckanucka. Lucky Chuckanucka."

Bop n' Beep

2006

"Bop n' Beep love to do everyting together. Be it an arguement over snacks, which movie to see, or what color race car not to drive, they always see things quite differently from one another. Bop gets along really well with Ox (they see things X to X) while Beep happens to think Wedgehead really knows his stuff. (Just stuff, you know.)

So hey are Bop n' Beep really attached to each other, or are they just really good pals? They got each others backs Jack! Now they just need you to play referee."

Moxy

2006

"Moxy's got a lot of moxy. She's a real get up and go Ugly, with far more energy than her older brother OX. Moxy's favorite activity seems to be bouncing off the walls and jumping in and out of mischief. Her giant antennas are always on the look out for a good time, and she can hear a party from miles away. She could hear you coming from all the way back over there!

Are you a party animal? No? Would you like to take care of one? No? Well that's Ok because Moxy is here to take care of you. She can take care of pretty much any problem you may have... it's a gift of hers. For example, see how messy your room is? No problem! See? Moxy is on your side."

Big Toe

2006

"Big Toe is very busy, but he's going to take care of everything. Just watch. At first Big Toe may seem a little slow... until you realize he's always one step ahead. Those donuts you were saving for tomorrow? Gone. Those leftovers from the picnic? Done. Big Toe's on top of things! An unstoppable force of knowledge, Big Toe's got the scoop on all the latest info, and knows what's going down at all times... Except for when it comes to you. What's up with you? Big Toe wants to know."

Peaco

2006

"Peaco is very shy. Well... shy on the outside. On the inside, Peaco is a wild man! You can see it in his eyes. All three. Peaco really shines when he's doing what he does best. DANCING! Peaco loves to dance in the water... much to the dread of his cousin Cinko.

Why dance in the water? Well, think about it! When you dance in the water, no one can see you! SHY! Remember? It's kind of a pain explaining water dancing to lifeguards though. Please dance with Peaco. He's seen your moves! (So don't step on his ears.)"

Abima

2007

"Abima is out of control! He's got his hand in the cookie jar, and his mind on the next adventure, which is probably going to involve bouncing off the walls and knocking over expensive stuff. He only knocks over the expensive stuff. Not to worry though.

Abima is very protective and would always watch out for you. Are you scared of the dark? So is Abima! Oh. Anyway, Abima loves to visit his favorite cousin Wage. They look like they could be related, right? Maybe he's your cousin too."

Deer Ugly

2007

"Deer Ugly lives in the forest where it's nice and quiet. Yeah but deep down, he's thinking: "Please take me home with you!" The nice quiet forest is great, but Deer Ugly wants to see the world... YOUR world! He wants to explore the fantastic places you frequent. Like that room with the desk and computer? What is THAT for? Not much I guess. Please write letters to Deer Ugly. No, not emails. Real letters with real paper! But how would you begin such a letter? Deer Ugly!"

Gato Deluxe

2007

"Gato Deluxe is all that! He's got it going on big time! Just look at him! He's got a nose, some hands and enough confidence to make you think he's up to something fantastic! Or at least that's Gato Deluxe on the outside. On the inside, Gato Deluxe is a real sweetheart who knows he's all that, big time. Wait, that's the same. That's right baby! Gato Deluxe is walking down the street! Like I had to tell you! Try not to stare! Meow!"

TooDee

2007

"TooDee is curious about everything. If he had a nose, it would be in everything. What's this? What's that? TooDee's questions drive Jeero up the wall. We all know how much Jeero loves questions. So TooDee is going to be looking to you for all the answers. When you're pretending to have them all, be sure to keep a straight face and look TooDee right in the eyes... or at his three front teeth. Oh and TooDee likes Grape Drink. No question about that. (He's purple.)"

Ugly Worm

2007

"Uglyworms want power. The power to do great and wonderful things. They want your power.

You know that thing you do? Uglyworms want to do that. And you know those things you think you can't do? Uglyworms know you CAN do those things. They think you're bluffing. Oh what power!

Some Uglyworms are sneaky. Some are crafty. All are hungry... For knowledge... Like where do you keep the carrot cake? How long before ice cream goes bad?

Knowledge is power."

Babo's Bird

2008

"You know how everyone looks like their pet? Well, Babo looks just like his pet peeve! BIRDS! Babo can't stand birds! They always eat the crumbs his cookies leave behind! Well, too bad because one bird has taken a liking to Babo and now likes to call him mommy.

Sounds serious, right? And Babo doesn't have a mean bone in his body. So now Babo's Bird is... Babo's bird. Luckily Babo doesn't have shoulders either. Have any cookie crumbs?"

Plunko

2008

"Plunko is a business man. He's got his own car wash, his own tire store, and ideas for lots of other stores. Some of those ideas are his very own! Plunko is a good guy to know. If you know Plunko, you can say you've got some connections. And if you call Plunko's phone, you may get a bad connection. So anyway, are you sold on Plunko? Are you ready to do business? Plunko is the ultimate business partner because he only wants 100% of your love and even less of your money."

Poe

2008

"Poe is an Ugly Dragon. Ugly Dragons come from the Ugly Dragon Mountain. But Poe has left the safety of his caverns is search of his big dreams. The other day he had a big dream about a big scoop of Ice Cream. Chocolate. While most Ugly Dragons sleep all day and fly all night, Poe is more into cars, trucks, bikes, and anything that lets him sit down while moving. Flying is hard. You have to flap your wings around all the time! Can Poe roll with you?"

Puglee

2008

"Puglee is super smart. How can you tell? You know how they say if you get really good grades, you'll have a better shot at getting a really great job? Well Puglee figured out that a great way to avoid getting a job was to get the worst possible grades ever! Only an F- would do. But here's the problem... Puglee LOVES to read, write, and count. So she gets all A's no matter how hard she tries! Puglee is also smart enough to know that life isn't about getting a grade. It's about the special bond she now has with you."

Ugly Ghost

2008

"Ugly Ghosts can be found way out beyond the back exits of Uglytown. If you ever decide to go camping near those trees just beyond the gates of the big city, you may be lucky enough to see one! Boo! Boo! Is that some sort of scare tactic or is he trying to tell you his name? Or is it Karaoke night? Hard to tell. But one thing is certain... Ugly Ghosts are good to have around if you can find a way to make friends with them. Try leaving out some sweet snacks under the bed."

Trunko

2009

"Trunko is over the top. He freaks out over everything and overreacting is his hobby. When the chips are down, he orders a million more chips at wholesale prices. Where there's smoke there's fire... and there's Trunko using a fire hose to put out his birthday candles. Full throttle, go go go... You know how you look before you leap? Yeah, that's not Trunko. So please be patient with him. Please be a pal. Please use caution."

Fea Bea

2009

"Ugly Sticks are sort of like the perfect sidekicks to have with you at all times in the Uglyverse. They are there for you. Feeling sad? Ugly Sticks will knock that right out of you. POW! Happy now? No wait... Feeling really Ugly? GOOD! Ugly means UNIQUE! Anyone can retouch a photo to look beautiful, but you can't fake Ugly! Celebrate how truly Ugly you really are with Ugly Stick and show us what you've got!"

Winkolina

2009

"You may look at Winkolina and say "There goes a really plain, regular, everyday looking Ugly." But on the inside, Winkolina is an adventure waiting to happen. Which is funny because she sees that in you too! Winkolina thinks you have nothing but action and adventure locked away, way deep down! Is she right? Are you ready to show the world what you've really got going on in there? Winkolina has 6 cookies, an apple, and 11 tacos in there. What about you?"

Mr. Kasoogi

2009

"Mr. Kasoogi is a treasure hunter. He's had a lot of practice hunting for smaller items like candy, donuts, and even fruit. Now he's ready to take on the big challenges... But he needs a partner. Someone he can trust. Or maybe someone like you. Are you up for it? Will you be there when Mrs. Kasoogi turns the kitchen lights on and you're caught with your hand in the cookie jar? Yes? Good! You take the blame! Mr. Kasoogi doesn't mess with Mrs. Kasoogi."

Mrs. Kasoogi

2009

"Mrs. Kasoogi is the boss in the family. She makes sure things run without snags and she keeps Mr. Kasoogi out of the cookie jar. That way there's more for her! Mrs. Kasoogi demands respect and attention. Attention to details! Small details such as where to find burried treasure, paranormal evidence, the secret of life, the secret to your best recipes, and the secret to finding enough time in the day to get things done. Things like naps."

Turny Burny

2009

"Turny Burny are best friends, and big time trouble makers. Although, they insist it's all just a misunderstanding, and that the trouble makeing is all being done be their doppelgangers from an alternate dimension. Do you ever get Deja Vu? Well, Turny Burny insists that everytime you feel Deja Vu, there is a dimensional portal opening up somewhere. See, so those missing cakes and pies went trough a portal, and these guys had nothing to do with it! Are you ready to take sides? Both?"

Uppy

2009

"You'll never meet anyone more optimistic than Uppy. He's super positive! He's positive that the snack you have in your hand belongs to him, and that your bank account should be in his name, not yours. Uppy is sure of things. He's sure that you guys would make the perfect team, and that your team should make it's way down to the bakery to order something really super delicious. You handle the money part and Uppy is sure he can do all the eating. No worries."

Cozy Monster

2010

"Why does everybody think it's OK to bother poor old Cozy Monster with their troubles and crazy questions about the meaning of life? That's what Cozy Monster would like to know. Is there an "I was born to answer all your questions"? sign on his forehead? Does he even have a forehead? Cozy Monster would love to have some answers himself! Who invented quizzes?! Who came up with taxes?! Why is it that the better the taste, the worse for you it is?! And vice versa. Perhaps you have the answer? If not, you and Cozy will get along just fine."

Flatwoodsey

2010

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Jrumpy

2010

"Jrumpy has had enough. You know what? He's not buying into the nonsense anymore! That's it! You can keep your this and that and the other thing. Jrumpy isn't playing that game this time! From this day on, Jrumpy is an all new force of nature with the willpower of a... Hey do you smell something? That smells a lot liked baked goods. You don't smell that? Move a little to your left... Nothing? Wait wait, OK more to the left. More... a little more."

Ket

2010

"Look, OK, so let's just say Ket is smart in other ways. For example, while most of us put "4"? as our answer when faced with "2+2"? on a math test, Ket draws little UFOs in the answer column. I mean, who are we to argue with that? Are there UFOs? Ket's reply is always:"Do the math!"? How do you know for sure that Ket is no dummy? Just look at his choice in friends! Yes, you. Ket would like to hang out with you and talk about whatever is on your mind, as long as that means UFOs. Or chocolate."

Mynus

2010

"Everybody thinks Mynus is quiet and shy, but to her they all make way too much noise. While Mynus may seem silent and introverted at first, she is actually in deep thought most of the time. What about? No clue! She's quiet, remember? When you're in trouble Mynus is the one to turn to. She's got some brilliant ideas, and seems to have everything figured out way ahead of time. It's almost like she's psychic! Can't find anything to write with? Mynus will be standing there with a pen. Can't find your keys? Mynus drove off with your car."

Mij

2010

"MIJ and her brother Tutulu might need your help with certain issues they are having revolving around what belongs to who and what not. See, while they get along great most of the time, when it comes to your love and undivided attention, they need to know whose side you're on. Mij thinks you should side with her because she's the most giving, the loudest with the capacity to be the quietest when need be? (like in the library, back of the car, when climbing up ski slopes, etc) and Tutulu is just plain loud with no real form of self control to draw from. Fact, Mij is all about self control, wants to control you all by herself! Wait no, that didn't come out right. What she means is, maybe all three of you can hang out together and she's got dibs on the seat next to you. Wait, what? Something like that."

Nandy Bear

2010

"Nandy Bear is so sure of himself! Just look at him! Ok, no wait. Full of himself? Either way, Nandy Bear knows who he is and who he isn't. He isn't on his way to do some hard work, but he is on his way to ask you to do him a huge favor. It may involve a big hug, lots of love, and maybe some back up while watching a scary movie. Nandy Bear is quite the motivational speaker, too. Come on! Buy that snacky pie for me! You can do it! Yes you can! Oh no you didn't."

Ninja Batty Shogun

2010

"Batty Shogun always wondered why toys having nothing to do with Ninjas would add ninja costumes to their line up. Just to look cool? Because Ninjas are rad? Well, Batty Shogun thinks that's kinda "meh"?. See, when Batty Shogun flies around at night with his best pal Ice-Bat, he does up the real dealio in an actual Ninja costume. No red flames, stripes or other crazy decorations. No spelling Ninja with a "Z"? at the end. Just straight up stealth mode, that's how he rolls. No sword though... those are sharp!"

Picksey

2010

"Picksey is an interdimensional being. He can be in many places at the same time. That explains why you saw several Pickseys at the store you found him in. Pretty neato, huh. Yes well despite his ability, Picksey seems to be stressed out pretty much all the time. What if I'm too early? Too late? What if my other self from another dimension forgets to leave a tip and everyone thinks I'm the stingy one? As you can see, Picksey has a lot on his mind. You may need to help him keep his cool at times.This can usually be achieved through hugs, kisses, and contributions to his chocolate bar fund."

Pointy Max

2010

"You can't control Pointy Max. You can't stop Pointy Max. You can't tell Pointy Max what to do. Oh wait, is that cheese? Oh then you own Pointy Max. Ok, so other than the weakness for cheese, Pointy Max can't be beat. Unless you have blank pieces of paper. Pointy Max has a blank page phobia. Ok so there's that. But good luck trying to hold him down! It won't happen! Or it might happen if you sit on him. Or hold him down? If you can't beat 'em, join 'em? Now that it's clear you and Pointy Max are on the same side, perhaps you could let him in on your plans and dreams? Perhaps together, you'll be unstoppable."

Tutulu

2010

"Tutulu and his sister Mij are always getting into trouble. They get all A's, they clean their room before asked to, they say "please"? and "thank you"? all time, and they always tell the truth. See? I know, right? Something MUST be up, totally. So perhaps you wouldn't mind keeping an eye on them? Tutulu is obviously fond of you, as he's used his psychic powers to call you to him. "Read my tag, read my tag."? Tutulu likes to think of himself as a sort of fortune teller. If his ears wobble when you pick him up, it means you're going to have a lot of good luck. When his feet wiggle? Uh, that means "Good luck pal."? Which sorta sounds the same? Anyway, Tutulu sees a bright future for the both of you involving health, wealth, and cake please."

Uglybot

2010

"Uglybots are here to serve you. How may I help you? May I fetch your morning beverage? Need me to do your job for you? Oh could I please complete more menial tasks for you? How about I take out the trash... I don't mind... hey at least I get to take a 2 minute walk down to the curb and get away from it all for a second or two... need somebody to talk to? Join the club pal! Uh oh...It would seem even robots aren't made to be robots. What Uglybot really needs is a friend. Hey and who doesn't. Well this friend will never turn his back on you, never turn over your diary to the press, and while he may blink 12:00 from time to time, you'll never need to upgrade his love."

Wippy

2010

"Dude, like seriously for real, Wippy is looking out for you. Every time you see Wippy you might as well shout out "Good lookin' out!", because he probably did something remarkable for you without you even being aware of it! In fact, most the time... you'll swear Wippy's done absolutely nothing for you. That's how stealth his awesome forces of assistance is. For real though! Remember that time you were all depressed and wondering when things were going to turn around? I know, huh. Anyway, Wippy's got you."

Basheeshee

2011

"Basheeshee has always grown up in the shadow of his big brother Big Toe. Mostly because Big Toe is HUGE! Well Basheeshee is huge too, not is size or muscle mass like his also blue bro, but in his capacity for love, caring, understanding, and letting his ears down to rock it baby, that's correct! Math is his favorite art class! Add that up honey!"

Brip

2011

"Brip works down at the local coffee cake shop. He serves thousands of pies and cakes each and everyday, yet he's not once taken a bite for himself! Not one taste! So we're hoping you would be OK with showing him around your much larger world. Brip needs to be shown how wonderful the world really is, and what happens when genius enters the picture. That's obviously you, right? Hello?"

Dave Darinko

2011

"Dave Darinko is a natural born leader. He's the one you want on your side when you're about to face the music. And when you do face the music, he's the guy who knows where the volume knob is. Does that make sense? Anyway, Dave gives you the thumbs up. He knows that you know he knows you know."

Groody

2011

"Groody is a pretty relaxed, easy going, energetic, stressed out, moody broody mess! AAAAHHHH! Did I just close that door? It was a ghost! Did I close the garage door? Did I send that e-mail to the wrong person!!!??? You get the picture, which is exactly why Groody has chosen you to be his pal. If you are willing to help him on his quest for inner peace he will help you on your quest for whatever dealio you got going. His first though."

Suddy

2011

"She's got no time for slow pokes and doesn't want to wait around for laggards. If you want to keep up with her, you'll have to live life in the fast lane. That means waking up in the morning and going to be having lived your life to the fullest! But what does that mean? It means she loves you and also candy."

Ugly Charlie

2011

"Ugly Charlie and his little brother Jrizzy are always putting on a show. Ugly Charlie likes to take center stage anytime he can. Especially if someone is watching. If you really want to get on his good side, clap when you think his routine has come to an end. Uh, but most of his routines are never ending, so maybe bring some popcorn or something. This could take a while. Good luck."

Ikoy Yoki

2011

"Ikoy Yoki are everywhere. They are all around us. Some of us out there don't believe in them, but they most certainly believe in you. When you get into trouble, you can always close your eyes and ask for guidance from Ikoy Yoki. Not when you're driving or riding a bike though. Oh and they love snack offerings. Not in a spiritual way or anything, they just like to eat."

Heu Googeuy

2011

"Heu Googeuy has a big heart and giant mind. Small feet though, so please wait up. He's a shoulder to cry on and a pal in times of need. Mostly because he can't run away fast enough when the tears start falling, but if you can pin him down, he'll eventually give you some pretty good feedback."

Tub Nubury

2011

"Tub Nubury! Tub Nubury doesn't want to hear it. You know how candy is bad for you and broccoli is good for you? Well keep that to yourself. Tub Nubury doesn't have room for that mess. Now if you want to get real and talk about how the clock at school goes backwards sometimes, pull up a chair."

Hib Eyebye

2011

"Meet Hib Eyebye: Hi. Bye. Hib Eyebyes gotta go. If you have something to say, better spit it out sonny, because she has got things to do, places to go, and newspapers to fold into little boats, to be sent down the river, each carrying her messages of willpower and awesome determination. Wanna tag along? Or do you want to march side by side?"

Niimah

2011

"Niimah keeps your secrets safe and understands why you freak out from time to time. She has her moments too, don't we all. Panic attacks? Niimah's been there. She's here to let you know the dizzy feeling is actually your inner power. Niimah will help you direct that strength to do good. Custard is good. Oh and Niimah loves Wage, don't tell him. Which means now you'll tell him."

Brip Drip

2011

"Brip Drip is very into using the wifi connection at coffee houses. He doesn't consume coffee as caffeine of any kind gets to him big time, and he's probably too young for caffeinated drinks anyway (he's 200) but he does like the feeling of typing screenplays out in the open, his best ideas right out there for all to read. Wait no, that came out wrong. He does like the togetherness feeling of such places though. That's what it is, right, ok. If Brip Drip were a person, he'd be a people person."

Jiker

2011

"Jiker didn't sign up for any of this! Did you? You don't look like you did. Who would! OK so Jiker was born.. can't help that! So why does she have to follow these wacky rules! Says who! Well she's had enough. From this day on, Jiker is going to live the good life no matter what. And now that you're reading this, she figures she can leave it up to you to figure out the details, such as what in the world this all means, the purpose of life, and the other good stuff (like baking secrets, etc.)."

Croudy

2011

"Croudy is a skeptic. You know how everyone always talks about how we are normal with no super powers, and that we are all helpless? Yeah, well Croudy doesn't buy it. He knows you have that special mystical spark inside, and refuses to look away from the miracles you are capable of. Miracles such as hugs, kisses, and cocoa."

Brad Luck (Citizen 1)

2011

"Brad is one lucky guy. Well for starters you're reading his tag. What a lucky break! The next thing you know, you guys will be sitting across from each other sending text messages to other people far away, just like they do in the movies! Horray for Hollywood! He's also lucky because you know how silly that sounds."

Nopy (Citizen 2)

2011

"Nopy is small. Nopy is tiny. Nopy is a wee lad. Nopy is HUGE! That's right! He may be small on the outside, but has big things going on on the inside! Big dreams, big ideas, and big plan for the two of you. You're into being a part of something big, right? Well then follow little Nopy. He'll make it happen for you. Big time!"

Meetso (Citizen 3)

2011

"Meetso is a socialite. He likes being with the "in"? crowd. Obviously you're in the "in" crowd by the looks of your selection in fashion. To him, everyone is "in" as long as they feel they are. Oh and forget the text message stuff, if possible Meetso would like to meet your buddies in person. Text messages never have snacks to share, right?"

Quippy (Citizen 4)

2011

"Quippy is a very happy girl. She brings a smile with her everywhere she goes. OK so she smiles on the inside, but just being around her makes everyone feel joy, with little rainbows coming out and hearts pouring out of all 3 eyes. Wait, that's gross. Anyway, yay she's one happy girl. "

Querit (Citizen 5)

2011

"Querit is a middle of the road sort of fella. Not too hot, not too cold. Not too spicy, not too much ice. Well that's during the week. On the weekend, Querit is a case of dynamite! One minute he's considering signing up for the gym, and the very next thing you know, KAPLOW!...he's playing role playing RPG games in the basement! Wild!"

Sour Corn (Citizen 6)

2011

"To be honest, Sour Corn isn't a miss goodie two shoes. She's more like get out of my way no shoes. But if you keep it real, she's going to be on your side. But what does keep it real mean? It might mean be yourself and don't be influenced by the stuff on TV and all that, or it may just be the opposite of keeping it fake. Keeping it fake is not the way to go. Sour Corn likes you, you've passed."

Gerry Berry (Citizen 7)

2011

"Gerry Berry THE MONSTER is good at stuff. What kind of stuff? You know how you're good at the few things you know to do and all that? Yeah well Gerry Berry invented that. But Gerry Berry also has a softer side. Turn him over. See? Nice, huh. Ok that's enough."

Thumb Crumba (Citizen 8)

2011

"Thumb Crumba is the best. He doesn't win... he won. He isn't a contender. He already contended. You know the big race coming up next year? Won it. You know how they have tryouts next week? Made the team already. You know how we have that one little empty hole inside which brings tears when we think about it? No? Please help Thumb Crumba. LOL fake! He won!"

Langis (Citizen 9)

2011

"Sure you know Babo, Ox, and Ice-Bat, but who are all those guys in the background? Well those are the Citizens of the Uglyverse. The moms and pops, the fella behind the counter, the working stiffs... you know, you and me. The hero types get all the glory, but we bake the cakes and get the dealios done, so now it's our time for some spotlight. Meet Citizen No. 9: Langis. Langis thinks whales are real. I know... roll eyes time. Anyway, call him a wacky guy, but he really thinks whales exist. Just don't ask him why you've only seen blurry photos of whales or why they don't just swim up onto the lawn and say hi. Or why only swimmers see them. Just hold his hand and be there for him."

Gleno (Citizen 10)

2011

"Gleno likes to ride bikes. Wanna ride bikes? Ok well have fun, remember to wear your helmet. Gleno and his pal Sour Corn spend their days discussing the meaning of life, ponder on the existence of whales, and like to write sci-fi stories about humans, if there is such a thing. Since you kinda look like one, would you let him hang for a bit? A few years would do. Couple of decades would rock. Thanks."

Wrey Wrinko (Citizen 11)

2011

"Wrey Wrinko says Dude! No way bro! Serious? Woooaaaaahhh! For real? No wait wait waitwaitDude!!!!! No way bro! (repeat)"

Zoltan Zolto (Citizen 12)

2011

"Zoltan Zolto pretty much keeps to himself. Kinda like you. See, before you raise an eyebrow... think about it. Did you go around telling everyone how awesome you are today? Well neither did Zoltan Zolto. Wow, you guys are birds of a feather, huh. Zoltan Zolto also keeps his snack secrets to himself, but would be willing to share if you are."

Indrid (Citizen 13)

2011

"Indrid is not the boss. He's not the assistant manager. He's the hard-working cog in the machine who gets the job done. The unsung hero. The everyugly. He's the Uglydoll you can share a vat of orange juice with while talking about life, and how chocolate doesn't go with orange juice."

Jay Jdizzy (Citizen 14)

2011

"Jay Jdizzy is a total show off. He likes to flaunt his special skills and make sure you know all about his unique talents. Up until now he's been working alone, but perhaps you would be interested in forming a sort of show off partnership with him? The two of you would be unstoppable! All things are possible! Ok you go first. "

Big Brenny (Citizen 15)

2011

"Big Brenny is a big shot. If you know him, you can be sure all will be OK. What dat? For example, he can hook you up with all natural cookies in the middle of the night when the stores are closed. Now that's power you can't buy. Hey and you know what? Big Brenny's love can't be bought either, much like yours. See? You guys have a lot in common. Same same same! "

Glary Glen (Citizen 16)

2011

"Glary Glen doesn't want you touching her stuff. If you can deal with that, you'll get along just fine. There's just one problem though. She doesn't have any stuff. So if she can borrow some of your stuff, and then you promise not to touch it while she's borrowing it, you guys should really hit it off. Oh and she doesn't like the dark so much. So if you can kinda hug her really tight at night or when driving through tunnels, that would be great. Unless your the one driving...then no. Does that work for you?"

Jayberry (Citizen 17)

2011

"Jayberry is a salesman. Want to pay a little bit? Jayberry is going to help you pay a lot more for it, but in little bits, so you don't feel like you paid a lot for a little. Does that sound ok? A little? No? Darn. Ok well Jayberry is not a good salesman. Maybe he needs to cut down on sounding like a total scammer. Could be. He means well. Perhaps he just needs to be loved and cared for. Want to pay a little bit, but in 1,000 installments? Ok, no, no."

Small Timer(Citizen 18)

2011

"Uglydoll Citizens of the Uglyverse #18 - Small Timer Small Timer works down in the tiny office right by the exit. He keeps long hours, does a great job, and get zero glory or reward. You know what that means...You got that right...PARTY TIME! Please join Small Timer on his fantastic adventures as he expresses his wild side and devours the wonders life has to offer. Wonders such as dry toast, no butter."

Recky (Citizen 19)

2011

"What, you got a problem? No? Well Recky does. He is in desparate need of someone who is willing to listen to his stories and dreams. But not just listen, like the way the radio listens when you have it off. Recky is looking for a pal who knows where he's coming from. You know, like how when you go to the store to buy an extension cord but come back with bags of snacks and toys, and you forgot all about the extension cord? Hey, life can get tough, we all need a little back up from time to time."

So Greeno (Citizen 20)

2011

"So Greeno is the life of the party. Especially when it's the kind of party thrown by the quiet bookworm club. Woo hoo. Turn to page 12. Ok everybody, book mark where you left off. See? Party animal."

Gragon

2012

"No way. No, not going. Forget it! Are you joking? Remember the part about me saying OK? Well that part has changed to the other answer. Wait. Oh, I get to go with YOU? Ok but then I gotta be me, if I am going to roll with you. Just you be you and we will be cool like that. Yes way."

Softy

2012

"You can totally count on Softy! Softy is made out of love. Need something done in a huge hurry? Softy knows a whole bunch of other folks willing to help! Math test got you down? That's easy! Softy has six fingers! That should be plenty! Mega personal problems? Man, Softy is all over that! See? Out of snacks? Oh, Softy won't be able to hold the tears back. Please hold Softy."

Flatter

2012

"Flatter is one clumsy guy. The good times seem to fall right into his lap. How clumsy! Not only that, he's so very awkward. Can you imagine he thinks our thoughts can create our reality? Yeah right, like this tag you are reading started in someone's imagination. Anyway, be kind to Flatter. As you can see, there's a lot to learn out there."

Little Bent

2012

"Little Bent is out of control! Nonstop moving around! Looking out the window all day long dreaming... while drooling! There's no stopping this one! You know those things called stop signs? Good luck trying to explain those things to Little Bent! And there's nothing little about this big time go getter. Know how sometimes when it is super quiet and you can hear a tiny ringing in your ears? That's Little Bent in another country ordering lunch. I know, right?"

Handsome Panther

2012

"You love Handsome Panther! Yes you do! YES YOU DO! Anyway, you love Handsome Panther. Yes you do."

Mover

2012

"Mover goes. Man, I mean this fella simply doesn't stop! You know how some folks kinda sit around and need to be told what to do> Well, Mover is the complete opposite. He sits around, having done everything by the time you woke up. Clean his room? Done. Make his bed? Don't have one. Take out the trash? Sad to see it go! As you can see, Mover really needs you. Please help him slow down to smell the flowers, without picking them."

Gassy

2012

"Gassy is 100% all trouble and is going to need your supervision. Gassy simply can't sit still, can't get his head out of the clouds, and stares out the window to watch animal shapes in the sky more than you text! Yes, that much. So can you help him? See, others have asked him to sit still and he needs to be assured that sitting still is just about the worst thing you can do."

Ghosty

2012

"Ghosty has fear issues. He's afraid of all kinds of things and will be needing your help to get through it all. It's really scary stuff...What if my bread turns to toast? What happens when it's time to change a light bulb? What if I follow my heart, ignore others who doubt me, and work night and day to make my dreams come true? So you see, his fears and yours aren't much different, but that last one with the dreams come true part...you can help him through that one, as you obviously already know how that one goes."

Uglycorn

2012

"Uglycorns are a super rare breed. They may not even really exist, that's how unlikely it is you'll actually see one! Uh yeah but YOU saw one. So you know they're real. How will you convince everyone else? Why bother. They're still hung up on UFOs and all that other real stuff. Instead, focus your attention on Uglycorn's love for taking long strolls through alternate dimensions and temporal portals. Man those are awesome. Or playing outside is fine."

Hot Foot

2013

"You know the one thing Hot Foot really doesn't like so much? The sheep herd mentality! What's with all the posers and followers? Go buy some tan pants with the funky plaid pockets, then POW, nobody else gets them! How can NOBODY else like what Hot Foot likes? What a bunch of copy cats! Get it? See, because they all copy each other not liking what he likes. But know what Hot Foot does like? Originality! Oh and you are overflowing with that, obviously! I mean look at what you're holding. Hot Foot likes long walks in the park, listening to the radio, wearing fedoras, and a ton of other stuff nobody else likes. He's a total taste maker. Food? Hot Foot has been eating his whole life. Hang with Hot Foot and avoid the sheep together."

Gorgeous

2013

"Gorgeous is outrageous! She's the ultimate people person...er,.. Ugly and her motto is: "It's who you know, as long as that who is you." She knows exactly who she is and wants to know more about who you think you are. Hey and who are you? She also loves unicorns, rainbows, and code. You know how most kids learn basic coding before moving onto elementary school? Well Goregeous was writing open source dual screen enabled API algorithms before she could walk, and completed her first 8-bit conversion of her retro video game collection via dual format emulators by the time she was a toddler. In other words, please take this kid outside and show her some sunshine. No, not that sunshine! The kind you got up in there! ( points to your brain )"

Fishy

2013

"You know how you just want to throw your hands up in the air when you've had just about enough? Well Fishy has his arms up pretty much all the time, because he's had it up to here (top of his forehead ) with just about everything! You know how the shorter line at the super market somehow goes slower than the long one and the last guy in that line (who tried to cut you off earlier in the parking lot), now gets to go first? Dude! Well, Fishy is right behind you in the line of life. He has seen his fair share of WHAT THE HEEEEY moments and... wait, you know what? You guys should totally hang out. With his experience and your smarts, perhaps you can win one for the home team. Also, your arms match."

Cold Feet

2013

"Cold Feet is a little unsure about how all of this is supposed to work. Ok, so let's say you do buy him and take him home with you - does he get his own room?... Because Cold Feet is not really into sharing so much. He needs his own space, his own comb, his own big mug with his face on it, and he needs you to write all of this down so you don't forget it. No? Well then Cold Feet hopes that you at least know what YOU want so he can stand in the shadow of your awesome ability to get what you want, when you need it... assuming what you need is love, happiness, and freakin awesome baked goods. Stuff like that."

Cheesy

2013

"Cheesy is the laziest cat in the world. I mean, this cat doesn't want to do ANYTHING. Do that trick with the string so you can get on the "best funny home movies" show and win a huge ball of cash? Nope, not happening. Bring in the newspaper then? No again, this cat rolls "online only." Catch a mouse? Yeah well forget that, they've cut a deal and seem to be working together to make sure as little as possible gets done. Lazy! How about suddenly darting into another room for no reason, like most normal cats? Never! There could be inter dimensional doorways letting in sprits and ghosts right in front of you, this cat just sits there. So you're made for each other then. LOVE!"

Ugly Horse

2014

"Ugly Horse and Wild West OX are headed to your town! You may think the Wild West was all about riding horses through dusty roads, causing severe allergic reactions and rashes from cactus accidents, but for OX and his Ugly Horse, the Wild West means freedom, opportunity, and also candy. Yes, OX and Ugly Horse are here to stay, and they hope you will ride with them into the sunset when they leave. Oh but please keep OX occupied when possible, he's heavy and makes Ugly Horse's designer saddle seem "worn". Oh the horror."

Eya

2016

"EYA needs to dance. He needs to keep moving at all times. Before you skip to the end and accept his extended hand of friendship, please keep in mind that such a bond with EYA is for life. You need to be all about EYA. EYA all day long. If that sounds ok, please head to the drive thru. Being EYA requires love but also food. OK Let's EYA."

Dream Bat

2016

"Every dream Dream Bat touches becomes real. Dream Bat makes your dreams come true. You know how you worry about something and then that thing never happens... because something worse happens instead? Well Dream Bat is here to assist you and help turn it all around, then her brother Ice-Bat can step in and freeze any obstacles in your path. Remember, problems are just natures little tests to see how bad you want to make your dreams come true. Unless you dream about donuts. Those are like 2 bucks and can be had with relatively no issues."

Fibby

2016

"Fibby is what you call outgoing. She goes out. Outside the BOX. Out into the wild world of the unknown of her mind. Introverts are known for being adventurers of the soul. Others may think Fibby is "quiet", but that's just because they can't hear the inner awesomeness. Nothing wrong with extroverts! There's room for all of us in this world. But extroverts are not introverts. Sorry. Not Fibby's problem."

Frank

2016

"AAAHHH!!!!"

Tooly

2016

"This is Tooly. Tooly is super self-confident and super sure of himself. See that stare? That's the steel look of cold can-do-ness. For example, if you were to take on public speaking, right as you get up on stage, approach the podium and step to the microphone, with all eyes on you... in the silence, out in the audience, you would find Tooly covering his eyes with his hands, crouched over in a little ball. OMG I hope you don't mess up. Count on Tooly."

Sporko

2016

"Sporko is a nice guy, and nice guys always finish first. Mean guys think nice guys finish last, but that's because mean guys always cross the wrong finish line without realizing it, and nice guys secretly let the mean guys blindly run in the wrong race. Too bad. Sporko is genuine real deal good guy material. Just don't hold him upside down and use him to rake the yard. Then no more Mr. Nice guy."